Actually, that one's been taken. Bill Mahar's peeps might not like it if I use that phrase. And I like Bill Mahar, sooo.... hmm.... Earth Rules? Green Rules? Witch's Creed?
ANYWAY... here's the first one....
Witch's Creed (let's try that one!): If it is made of plastic, we cannot call it a "glass"!
They are made from plastic.
Glasses are made from glass. It's right in the name. It IS the name.
I like IKEA, but last time I was in there, I was kind of horrified by all the plastic they sold in there.
What "rules" can you suggest?