Lysol. It's synonymous with disinfecting. When we think Lysol, we think germs-be-dead. This has its place. Like... hospitals, doctors' offices, labs... places like that. But that wasn't good enough. We had to get all super-anal in our homes, too. Fear your toilet bowl. It's germy. Watch out for your kitchen. You could DIE from the germs in there. Your garbage pail could be out to kill you, too. Lysol Lysol everywhere. Sprays, cleaners... for our protection. Because Life is dangerously germy.
So, my Mom points out the latest gem from our friends at Lysol. Because, of course, they ARE our friends. They care about our health and well-being. It has nothing to do with profit. Silly. Snort. This new offering is a touch-free soap dispenser for your home. Their text: