... mini margaritas do NOT need to be in plastic bottles.
On top of it all, these are ridiculously tiny. So you drink a lot of them in your quest to get shitfaced.
And so of course it's safer to have plastic instead of glass because by the time you have had 15 of these, they start falling to the ground. If they were glass, they would break. So naturally you need plastic.
These are one of those things that if I ever see anyone drinking them, it will be hard for me to resist slapping the damn thing out of their hand.
Every other fun froofy beverage has the self-respect to come in a glass bottle. Why oh why the plastic here? Because they are better for tailgating? There is NO REASON for this.
People who bring these to your home, picnic, or event need to be sent away immediately. People who buy these for their home enjoyment need to be stopped from adding to the gene pool. Immediately.
Tell me that after a 4-pack of theses, that the said consumer is interested in making sure the bottles are going into the recycling.
"But what am I supposed to drink at places where I can't bring glass bottles?"
You. You who just said that. Out of the gene pool. We don't need you. And take your red Solo cup with you. I can just see that, too - this little bottle suddenly isn't cold enough, so they pour it FROM this plastic into one of those horrors. At that point, I really do just give up.
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